imagine mikey and alicia

imagine alicia and mikey are getting ready for bed and mikey gets into bed and alicia realises shes never seen mikeys legs so she rIPS BACK THE COVERS and hits him with the lamp until hes unconscious and then she takes off his watermelon pj bottoms and behold mikey ways legs and she basks in the glory of his skinny pins. at this point mikey way wakes up and thinks gerards been touching him special again like when they were kids and on tour and starts to cry and shout for ray and then alicia realised mikey has really skinny legs and knobbly knees so she shouts at him calling him a knobbly knobhead because shes run out of insults over the years and then she smothers him and puts bubble wrap around his knees so they dont pierce her in the night