imagine mikey and alicia

imagine alicia and mikey are getting ready for bed and mikey gets into bed and alicia realises shes never seen mikeys legs so she rIPS BACK THE COVERS and hits him with the lamp until hes unconscious and then she takes off his watermelon pj bottoms and behold mikey ways legs and she basks in the glory of his skinny pins. at this point mikey way wakes up and thinks gerards been touching him special again like when they were kids and on tour and starts to cry and shout for ray and then alicia realised mikey has really skinny legs and knobbly knees so she shouts at him calling him a knobbly knobhead because shes run out of insults over the years and then she smothers him and puts bubble wrap around his knees so they dont pierce her in the night

on occasion alicia collaborates with lynz on ideas to physically and emotionally torture their husbands

on occasion alicia collaborates with lynz on ideas to physically and emotionally torture their husbands

imagine mikey and alicia sharing jokes

'whats the difference between mikey way and a bag of shit?'

'i dont know what' mikey sighs

'the bAG' alicia cackles as she pelts mikey with her own faeces

imagine alicia way walking in after visiting state farm to get mikey life insurance and she sees mikey sitting on the couch with his phone on twitter and she notices he is wearing penis wentz’s white denim jacket which she thought she burned so she quietly grabs a vase and slowly sneaks up on him and smacks him over the head with it and quickly roundhouse kicks his head and he falls to the ground unconscious and bleeding profusely 

imagine alicia doesnt actaully know what mikey’s name is because she just calls him ‘piece of shit’

imagine one day the ways are having dinner in silence because thats how alicia likes it when all of a sudden from the other side of the kitchen the opening notes to hot chocolates ‘you sexy thing’ start blasting from mikeys phone. alicia goes to pick upo the phone and sees a veRY familiar penis as the caller ID along with the name ‘captain cock’. she answers the call and hears pete wentz asking mikey out for ”””’drinks”””’. without further ado she throws the phone at mikey and it rebounds off his face as he cries and screams for pete to save him while alicia strangles him with his kobra kid t shirt

imagine the two sides of the way family coming together and bandits being really cute and alicia likes her and she suggests to gerarad and lindsey that she and mikey can do the washing up and once they are alone she demands a child of their own and mikey says that maybe one day but alICIA WAnTS IT NOW and she shuts mikeys head in the fridge door and tries to steal his penis but he fends her off and she roars about mikey giving her a tummy seed as she scampers off into the night on all fours howling at the moon

imagine mikey way coming home from tour and alicias there and she makes him coffee and takes his bags and shes being really nice because by now she should have already shouted at him and tried to snap his arms so mikeys really suspicious and then all of a sudden alicia pOUNCES and demands sex but mikey tries to reason that hes really tired after the tour but alicia just hits him and shouts that shes stuck with the talentless brother and then she forces sex upon him and mikey just cries all the way through

imagine mikey sitting in gerard’s house, cuddling his big brother like the slag he is. he receives a text from alicia saying that she’s on her way to gerard’s house to come pick mikey up. mikey and gerard frantically started panicking and at that moment the front door clicked, and alicia was stunned at the sight. she starts to yell horrible things to mikey and gerard tries to close his ears but alicia kicks gerard and being the fat lard he is, gerard falls to the floor and was unconscious. mikey starts crying and hugging alicia’s left leg and begging for her forgiveness.

imagine mikey way sitting in his bedroom and he glanced at alicia’s bass so he walks over to it and started strumming a few notes and a very angry alicia storms into the room, grabs the bass, beating mikey with it repeatedly. after alicia left the room, she locks the door and mikey cowers into a corner and weeps until he falls asleep