wow okay lmao and you should start living a life by going off anon and actually you know, not visit this blog

on occasion alicia collaborates with lynz on ideas to physically and emotionally torture their husbands
imagine mikey and alicia sharing jokes
‘whats the difference between mikey way and a bag of shit?’
‘i dont know what’ mikey sighs
‘the bAG’ alicia cackles as she pelts mikey with her own faeces
imagine alicia way walking in after visiting state farm to get mikey life insurance and she sees mikey sitting on the couch with his phone on twitter and she notices he is wearing penis wentz’s white denim jacket which she thought she burned so she quietly grabs a vase and slowly sneaks up on him and smacks him over the head with it and quickly roundhouse kicks his head and he falls to the ground unconscious and bleeding profusely



