i really hope alicia never breaks both ur legs u dont deserve that xoxo sing it for domestic abuse

this is how mikey looks like everytime he comes home and expects a beating from alicia

please stop this abuse

reblog if you care

xoxo

imagine mikey having a one night stand with pete wentz and he comes back home wearing pete’s clandestine hoodie because pete ripped his shirt in two due to rough sex, and before he even had the chance to knock the door, a very angry alicia sneaked up from behind him and hit his head with a baseball bat so hard he fell to the ground, unconscious

omg okay we’ll try our hardest

waycestpower:

waycestpower:

hey can you all do me a HUGE favour and send me a message saying happy birthday to my mum?

it’s her birthday this saturday but she won’t be around by then, so i have to show her the messages tomorrow, please do it?

because i didn’t buy her a present oopsies

don’t say lily’s mum btw say auntie please thank

sigh come on i really need this

you disgust me

saying your a cool melon is literally my favourite thing in the world

so marged

your a cool melon

imagine alicia and mikey are getting ready for bed and mikey gets into bed and alicia realises shes never seen mikeys legs so she rIPS BACK THE COVERS and hits him with the lamp until hes unconscious and then she takes off his watermelon pj bottoms and behold mikey ways legs and she basks in the glory of his skinny pins. at this point mikey way wakes up and thinks gerards been touching him special again like when they were kids and on tour and starts to cry and shout for ray and then alicia realised mikey has really skinny legs and knobbly knees so she shouts at him calling him a knobbly knobhead because shes run out of insults over the years and then she smothers him and puts bubble wrap around his knees so they dont pierce her in the night

thanks friend ray toro loves u

wow your a cool melon